A few months ago my zucchinis were looking magnificent. And I got a few zucchini slices and other meals out of them. Then my broccoli grew and so did the celery … and once again they were enjoyed.
But such is the cycle of the vegie garden. Once harvested it’s gone and now, with the busy-ness of life, a bit of neglect and the change of season my garden is depleted.
I’m left with a few hot chillis lurking about but not much else.
Even Harry is not impressed.
So with my vegetable patch looking sad and forlorn I was forced to hit the grocery store.
For something lighter today and in keeping with Frank’s photo theme this week on Vegetables I thought I’d share some light-hearted jokes on the topic.
What do you call a retired vegetable? A has bean!
Why are you looking so glum? I’ve lost my root vegetable. Don’t worry, it will turnip.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the tomato get embarrassed? Cos it saw the chick pea!
I know they’re pretty corny. What can I say. It’s Wednesday, hump day. Excuse me while I go make myself something healthy.
I’m off to get some coffee and some dark chocolate … whoops, I mean vegetables!
Stay safe, be happy and healthy and enjoy the rest of your week.
Haha it really was coffee and dark chocolate hey! (It’s fine, you can tell me, I won’t tell a soul) Shame, pity about your veggie garden, but it will thrive again with a little bit of TLC…maybe Harry can help 🙂 Seriously though at least you did manage to enjoy what you had grown, nothing is better that veggies fresh from the garden. Have a good day further.
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Yep Lynne, hate to admit it but I succumbed! 🙂 But at least I had my quota of veggies for dinner … I made some zucchini fritters!
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Orange you glad I didn’t go for fruit as a theme? These are awesome and a fantastic post!
Frank
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Thanks Frank and yeah, fruit would not have been as a-peeling. 🙂
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Yum, lost my train of thought after chocolate! Beautiful pictures, too, Miri!
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Ha, thanks Diane!
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🙂
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Awesome 🙂 🙂 🙂
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I love those jokes!
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Pretty corny hey. I could have included so many more! 🙂
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I love corney.
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im so glad i found your blog and harry is adorable! very nice blog to read at the start of my day your jokes were all cute and made me smile but the picture of the steamed veggies cracked me up hahaa! heres hoping you have a great day! xo
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Thanks so much, glad you got a giggle. I’m off to bed soon, it’s nearly midnight here. Have a good day. xox
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Loved the jokes. Harry too.
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Glad they made you smile.
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So enjoyed the corny jokes, Miriam. Love chocolate veggies too. Harry is so adorable, even when he’s unimpressed. 🙂
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Oh, thanks,Harry’s chuffed and I’m glad you enjoyed! 🙂
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Love the shot of Harry. And the veggie jokes. We can’t even grow anything here in our yard in Illinois as the squirrels like to steal everything right before it ripens. We’ve given up and just plant flowers now, some of which they do still eat, but we don’t mind that as much. We get our veggies from our local farmers market and our co-op. Still local, still tasty, and not half eaten. 🙂 Great post.
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Oh, those rotten greedy squirrels! We have rabbits here that are just as pesky. And I love a good Farmers Market. We have one here too once a month but I don’t get there very often. Probably should. 🙂
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So I laughed at the turnip joke.. You got me. 🙂
That picture of Harry cracked me up. 🙂
Great job on this weeks theme. I’m not sure what to do..but an Idea will turnip eventually. 😉
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Hahaha You crack me up too. By the way, you know how to fix a cracked pumpkin, a pumpkin patch! (Sorry, I know that’s bad) 🙂
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haaa haaa! 🙂
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I do love vegetables! 🙂 Those jokes remind me of the silly ones my kids read off popsicle sticks. I remember one… but nothing to do with vegetables. What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad shoes. 😛
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Hahaha Love it 🙂
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What a refreshing dose of midweek veggie humor. Love it! 😀
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Glad you enjoyed 🙂
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I want some beans now!!!! 😀
Lovely post Miriam!
Dajena 🙂
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Haha Thanks Dajena 🙂
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Welcome Miriam!
🙂
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This made me smile. It is always nice to plant your own veggies, right? I am into the thick of gardening too repotting and replanting my ornamentals.
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That sounds very satisfying Arlene – hope they produce wonderful results.
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Your chili looks so much better than mine! Our courgettes are only coming into season now. It took me a while to figure out courgettes are actually zucchini.
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Yes indeed. All these fancy names for these long green things! 🙂
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I love the name of your greengrocers. How clever. Have you tried growing winter veges? Mr ET has silverbeet, broccoli, cauliflowers and cabbages growing at the moment. And our citrus trees are loaded. Yum.
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I love winter veggies especially silverbeet and ours were growing beautifully last season, until the rabbits had a feast one night. Lucky you with loaded citrus trees.
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Here it’s the possums that eat everything. They even eat the inside of the mandarines and leave the skin hanging on the tree. How do they do that?? Our veges are protected by wire cages.
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Good idea with the wire cages. As for those pesky possums, they’re far too creative for their own good, obviously been watching too many you tube videos …
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Honeymoon salad —–> lettuce alone. 🙂
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Love it.
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Not sure if you meant it as a pun or not but, “I know they’re pretty corny” was my favorite part of the blog. Great pictures, but that’s what I’ve come to expect and Harry was in there too.
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Yeah, it was meant as a pun, couldn’t help myself, and Harry … well he’s my star pooch. He goes everywhere with me!
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Chocolate. Yum
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Yep. Chocolate lovers unite 🙂
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Heck yeah
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I’m impressed that you have such a nice garden! I haven’t ventured beyond tomato plants and a few herbs.
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That’s better than nothing Ann. Nothing beats freshly grown tomatoes cut up and sprinkled with basil leaves. Yum.
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Love those steamed chaps! They’re scowling at your corn 🙂 🙂
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Haha yeah, they have no thyme for it. 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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Goodness where do you live that your garden is done already? My sons are coming along well. We have has several nice salads out of the gardens. He is going to build a green house so he can grow all year. He is so excited.
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A green house would be wonderful. Good on your son.
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Hahaha! I love the corny jokes! 😀 And your veggie garden will flourish again come Spring! It was beautiful. 🙂
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Thanks Vanessa, it just needs a little (actually a lot) of TLC
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That’s what Spring is for, right? Garden TLC. 😀 ❤
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I guess so. Maybe for the moment it can wait. Although I got out in the backyard before with my son and as cold, gusty and drizzly that it was, it felt invigorating. 🙂
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Oh I bet! Sometimes that weather can really wake you right up and make you want to get busy. 🙂 Glad you had fun!
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Yeah, it didn’t last long, but it was good!
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And it’s beautiful.
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Got a laugh from your “steamed vegetables” cartoon. And I concur that chocolate and coffee are definitely vegetables. 😉
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Haha Glad you agree 🙂
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You are awesome Miriam! I love the photo of Harry in the garden. 🙂
Hey I wanted to let you know that I’m going to be at a spiritual seminar for about a week to a week and a half. It’s full days so I’m taking a break from blogging during this time. Just in case you were wondering why you didn’t hear from me. Blessings your way, have a wonderful week or so. Loving
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Thanks Debbie and thanks also for letting me know. It’ll be nice for you to unwind and disconnect for a while. I hope you have a wonderful enriching time and that it’s everything you want it to be. Hugs and blessings to you too. xox
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im new to blogging and just stumbles across yours love the jokes! a has bean very funny 😉
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Haha, glad you enjoyed. Happy blogging! 🙂
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Thanks you too 😀
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This year first time growing courgettes and managed to get about 10 to the kitchen!!
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Well done. Must have been a good feeling.
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It was. Now concentrating on chillis. Please see my one and only blog so far!!!!
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I’ll check it out when I get a chance. Happy gardening! 🌿😊
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